Why isn’t barbie pregnant?bc ken came in a different box
2. luv u
3. love you
4. i love you
5. I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
getting that thing in the mail like
Oh now i see why we are like this
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg
If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine
gross teenage white boy mustaches
sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…
and sometimes she’s britney
and sometimes she’s lindsay
and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi
*presses exit game*
"Do you want to save your game before you exit?"
"I should just in case"
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops
"If I perform this emergency abortion I’m a murderer!!!"
No, bro. You’re a murderer if you let your pregnant patient die in your office because you refused them an emergency abortion.
As a medical professional, let me say this: If you will not put your patient first—if you will not perform life saving medical care because of your own beliefs—stay the fuck out of the field.
We have enough abusive and ableist people in the field as it is.
single, not sure how to mingle
who looks at us
the way Kristen Bell
looks at sloths.