After all this time
I'm still into you.

conclom:

conclom:

Why isn’t barbie pregnant?

bc ken came in a different box

levels of love

weteevee:

1. ily
2. luv u
3. love you
4. i love you
5. I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

(Source: flygoing)

comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

pink-talisman:

getting that thing in the mail likeimage

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thislifesucks:

Oh now i see why we are like this

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

tbotofficial:

gross teenage white boy mustaches 

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(Source: tbotofficial)

yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

lizzy mcguire movie

nancydrewho:

*saves game*

*presses exit game*

"Do you want to save your game before you exit?"

"I should just in case" 

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

cardozzza:

southern-feminism:

"If I perform this emergency abortion I’m a murderer!!!"

No, bro. You’re a murderer if you let your pregnant patient die in your office because you refused them an emergency abortion.

As a medical professional, let me say this: If you will not put your patient first—if you will not perform life saving medical care because of your own beliefs—stay the fuck out of the field.

We have enough abusive and ableist people in the field as it is.

jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle

I hope we all find that person

kayethepterodactyl:

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who looks at us

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the way Kristen Bell

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looks at sloths.

(Source: lobotomyfail)

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